damnhuynh:

baybeenntea:

 original version;
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, its better than yours

boy version;
my hotdog brings all the girls to the stand
and they’re like, just put it in my hand

nerd version;
my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
and they’re like, you wanna trade cards?

geek version;
my scar brings voldemort to the yard
and i’m like, you’re hurting my scar

asian version;
my homework brings all the asians to the yard
and they’re like, it wasn’t that hard

 

@1 year ago with 1874 notes